Entertainment, Humour

13 Steps leading to an ideal Indian Wedding

1.The arrangement of true love( in which Bride has to be necessarily beautiful and boy has to be necessarily rich).

Boy meets girl
Girl meets boy.
They fall in love because they have no other option.

 

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2.Extreme ornament shopping to show off in-front of relatives.

“Aur yeh kangan,24 carat gold hain ji”.

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3.”Gifts” exchange between both sides.

“Ji,aap chahein toh humme car ke saath fridge bhi dey saktey hain tofeh mein”.

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4.Overpopulation at home.Leading to high demand of bathrooms.

“Chalo yaar,aaj khet mein bhi try karke dekh lete hain”.

 

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5.Beauty treatment sessions.

“Gold facial se kya hoga.Platinum facial karwayenge hum”.

 

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6.Series of days of good food being served

“Let me eat as much as i can.Aise din roz nahi aayengey”.

 

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7.”Sangeet”, “haldi”and other enjoyable nautanki

 

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8.Calls from ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends

All the people you had dated in the past will suddenly call up and pester you with sentimental dialogues.
And then show up on wedding day for the Biriyani.

 

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9.Reception in the costliest venue around.Show-off round 2.

 

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10.Baraat full of drunkards

The groom’s friends will make sure they dance like whores and play songs which should only be played in bars.

 

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11.Friends of Bride and Friends of bridegroom hit on each other

One arranged marriages leads to many more love marriages.

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12.Doomsday

Two minutes of silence and “7 phere” for the bride and groom.
May they always interest each other as much as they do now.

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13.Kanyadaan and Beginning of Bankruptcy.

Once the bride leaves,the babuji realizes Kanyadaan is not always the most economical thing to do in the world.

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