“Kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko shiddat se chaaho,
toh poori kaynath tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai”..
And then,the guy comes back to find his love in his second lifetime,only to find that he would get a lame doppelganger of his first lifetime’s girlfriend.
Bollywood,with its touching dialogues,influences all our problems,situations,dilemmas.We find answers in our movies,and the fictional characters become our expected standards of how a person should be.But no matter how touching those dialogues seem,they do not apply to real life situations.And here is how.
1.Being stranded in a foreign country with a really sexy person of opposite sex
“I met him and i knew he would be the last man i will ever date”
Your parents find their way back to u within hours of the incident.
End of love story even before its start.
2.Meeting a compatible single young person suddenly on the opposite seat in a train
“Just spending a night’s journey together made me realize,fate had brought us together”.
The other passengers in the train are either old,toddlers, or asleep
3.Falling in love with your best friend
“Rahul and Anjali lived happily ever after.Pyaar dosti hoti hai”
4.Your boyfriend coming to your home and winning your dangerous father’s heart
“Jaa Simran,jee le apni zindagi”.
“Shut up Simran.Get married to someone else who is rich”.
He knelt down with a rose in his hand,and whispered with intense passion,”Will you marry me?”
“I love you”,i texted.
6.You will gradually fall for you biggest enemy
“Jhagda kab pyaar mein badal gaya,pataa hi nahi chalaa”.
The war continues till one day,one of you blocks the other on Facebook.
7.The playboy meets good girl and changes forever
“Woh mere pyaar mein badal gaya”.
“Then i caught him again,with two girls this time”.
Uh,after this,i am never going to apply Bollywood in real life.
Look,a shooting star.Let me close my eyes and make a wish.