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7 expectations Bollywood has instilled in us regarding romance

“Kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko shiddat se chaaho,
  toh poori kaynath tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai”..


And then,the guy comes back to find his love in his second lifetime,only to find that he would get a lame doppelganger of his first lifetime’s girlfriend.
Bollywood,with its touching dialogues,influences all our problems,situations,dilemmas.We find answers in our movies,and the fictional characters become our expected standards of how a person should be.But no matter how touching those dialogues seem,they do not apply to real life situations.And here is how.

 

 

1.Being stranded in a foreign country with a really sexy person of opposite sex

Expectations

“I met him and i knew he would be the last man i will ever date”

ghhh

 

Reality

Your parents find their way back to u within hours of the incident.

End of love story even before its start.

 

 

2.Meeting a compatible single young person suddenly on the opposite seat in a train

Expectations

“Just spending a night’s journey together made me realize,fate had brought us together”.

 

no11

 

 

 

Reality 

The other passengers in the train are either old,toddlers, or asleep

 

gth

 

 

 

3.Falling in love with your best friend

Expectation

“Rahul and Anjali lived happily ever after.Pyaar dosti hoti hai”

 

ghht

 

 

 

Reality

 

vrrr

 

 

 

4.Your boyfriend coming to your home and winning your dangerous father’s heart

Expectation

“Jaa Simran,jee le apni zindagi”.

 

ggtr

 

 

 

Reality

“Shut up Simran.Get married to someone else who is rich”.

 

uu

 

 

 

 

5.Epic proposals

Expectation

He knelt down with a rose in his hand,and whispered with intense passion,”Will you marry me?”

 

gthh

 

 

Reality

“I love you”,i texted.

“K”,she replied.

 

btrt

 

 

 6.You will gradually fall for you biggest enemy

Expectation

“Jhagda kab pyaar mein badal gaya,pataa hi nahi chalaa”.

rrr

 

 

Reality

The war continues till one day,one of you blocks the other on Facebook.

vrh

 

 

7.The playboy meets good girl and changes forever

Expectation

“Woh mere pyaar mein badal gaya”.

gggggggg

 

 

Reality

“Then i caught him again,with two girls this time”.

juyy

 

 

 

 

Uh,after this,i am never going to apply Bollywood in real life.
Look,a shooting star.Let me close my eyes and make a wish.