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7 Salman Khan Dialogues you could use in real-life situations..

Salman Khan is one person people love without any reason. All his movies are watched even if they don’t get much critic ratings. If you are a Bhai fan or just an ordinary filmy keeda, you would definitely use these dialogues in these particular situations…

1. When your teacher takes out your answer sheet and asks ‘kya likha hai?’

“Mere Bare mein Itna mat sochna..Dil Mein aata hoon. Samajh Mein Nahi.”

2. When you want to hit on a girl you have just met.

Dosti ka ek usool hai madam, no sorry, no thank you

3. When you’re in the middle of a gang war

Hum tumri jaan mein itna ched karenge itna ched karenge…confuse ho jaoge ki..saas kaha se ley aur pade kaha se

4. When you meet an old enemy at the bus stand and he tries to make it up to you by paying for your ticket

Mujh par ek ehsan karna ki mujh par koi ehsan na karna

5. When someone asks, “ye kar payega?”

Zindagi mein 3 cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna. I, Me and Myself.”

6. And then they would go further and ask, “sahi mein bol, tera bharosa hai kya?”

“Ek baar jo maine commitment kar di… Uske baad main apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta

7.  When you are in the most painful situations…physically…

‘OOi Maa!’

 

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